Tom: Say, fellas. There sure is a lot of skin in this movie, isn't there?
Mike: There sure is!
Crow (as Jimmy Durante): Yet, despite all the acres of flesh, in this film I just can't come up with a word to describes it.
Tom: Well, I can!
Mike: You can?
Tom: Why sure! (singing)
It's breastica-boob-ical, chestica-mamm-ical
Pendular, globular fun!
Mike: Flesh-ical, orbital, mound-ular, scoop-ular?
Tom: Right-o! That's the one!
Crow: Is it glutial maximal, tush-ital, crack-ular, bun-ular, morning 'til night?
Tom: Well, you're abso-to-glandular fanny fantastical
Masta-ca-flesh-ular right!
All: It's area-logical, auto-erotical, toobular, boob-ular joy!
An expose-ular regional, batch-ular pouch-ular fun for girl and boy!
A latisima-dorsical, hung-like-a-horse-ical, calipa-ligical ball!
Crow: A most bun-ular, fun-ular
Mike: Fruit of the Loom-ular
Crow: French-ical tongue-ular
Tom: Whop-ita boob-ular
Mike: Movie of them alllllllllll!!!!!
All: Hey!!!